Alright boys. The other night I took some flu tablets which kept me awake all night, and as a result I had a moment of insomniac genius and invented a game that I call “The Phone Moan”.
These are the rules: “The Phone Moan.” While with a partner, one person goes down on the other. The person getting head now has to make a phone call to a friend of theirs and attempt to hold a regular conversation for as long as they can manage. While on the phone, you aren‘t allowed to lie. The game ends when the person on the other line figures out they’re being phone moaned, and only then is the person who made the call allowed to hang up. When found out, you should note the length of the call. The person giving head should be trying to inflict the quickest Phone Moan time on their partner, while the person getting head should try to get the longest time that he or she can go for. lt’s a battle of wits, self-control and physical stamina. The ultimate sport, The Phone Moan.